Are you bored? I'm bored. Can you sing? I can't. Let's create some riffy tracks that will have everyone you've ever met making "The Face."

Now that I'm hundreds of years old and survive mostly on Advil and Adderall, I write and record riffs in my home studio. Once upon a time, however, I used to live in a van most of the year and played guitar in a band called I Am Abomination.

• Blood Sacrifices
• Comedy
• Groove Metal
• Instrumental
• Metal
• Orchestral
• Parody
• Progressive Metal
• Rock

Instruments:
.strandberg* Boden Metal 8 Purple Pearl (Fishman Fluence)
.strandberg* Boden Prog 7 Natural (Lundgren M7)
.strandberg* Boden RESQ:D S7 Coral Pink
.strandberg* Boden Classic 6 Graphite Custom (BKP Juggernaut)
Taylor 214ce Acoustic Electric
Boao 2-Pack Slide Whistles

Tones:
Neural DSP Archetype Petrucci
Neural DSP Archetype Gojira
Neural DSP Archetype Plini
Frequent Intel Processor Overload Glitching Artifacts
GGD Zilla Cab IRs
GGD Cali Oversized IRs
Digitech Whammy DT
Buffalo Trace Bourbon
Peavey 5150II
2006 Egnater Tourmaster 4x12 Cab (Straight, V30)
Maxon OD808
Boss NS-2 Noise Suppressor

Production:
Steinberg Cubase Pro 11
Mr. Fusion Nuclear Energy Generator
Adam Audio T7V Monitors
Line 6 FBV Express MkII MIDI Foot Controller
Submission Audio UmanskyBass
Submission Audio Grove Bass

Sources of Power:
Lament Configuration (on loan from the Cenobites)
Libyan Plutonium (Stolen)
Homelander's Blessing
Gray's Sports Almanac