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Hey, just go for it. It can turn out to be an amazing experience collaborating with other musicians here or be a horrific journey crushing your very soul like a fly on the kitchen counter going after the potato salad making you wish you were never born and cursing the day your logged on to procollabs.com for the first time.....but hey, that experience can be some great inspiration for your next album....ha ha...enjoy.
#2870 Posted Mon 09 Oct, 2017 9:41 am
Hey, just go for it. It can turn out to be an amazing experience collaborating with other musicians here or be a horrific journey crushing your very soul like a fly on the kitchen counter going after the potato salad making you wish you were never born and cursing the day your logged on to procollabs.com for the first time.....but hey, that experience can be some great inspiration for your next album....ha ha...enjoy.

Originally posted by tpistilli on Mon 09 Oct, 2017

Haha, ewww glad I didn't read this before I ate my potato salad yesterday! ;)
#2871 Posted Mon 09 Oct, 2017 2:05 pm
Hey, just go for it. It can turn out to be an amazing experience collaborating with other musicians here or be a horrific journey crushing your very soul like a fly on the kitchen counter going after the potato salad making you wish you were never born and cursing the day your logged on to procollabs.com for the first time.....but hey, that experience can be some great inspiration for your next album....ha ha...enjoy.

Originally posted by tpistilli on Mon 09 Oct, 2017

I think there may be a song in there somewhere Tony........ like “the curse of the Potato Salad” :)
#2872 Posted Mon 09 Oct, 2017 3:54 pm
I think there may be a song in there somewhere Tony........ like “the curse of the Potato Salad” :)

Originally posted by Vuya on Mon 09 Oct, 2017

Or maybe "Don't Fly Away"? That works on several different levels....;-)
#2873 Posted Mon 09 Oct, 2017 3:58 pm
Or maybe "Don't Fly Away"? That works on several different levels....;-)

Originally posted by tpistilli on Mon 09 Oct, 2017

Sounds like you’ve got a song to write then :)
#2874 Posted Mon 09 Oct, 2017 5:02 pm
I'm very fond of combining extremely cheesy pop, ambient, metal, breakbeat and classical music so if you're ever looking for a pretty weird collab, I'd love to have a go ;)
#2886 Posted Mon 16 Oct, 2017 6:34 am
I'm very fond of combining extremely cheesy pop, ambient, metal, breakbeat and classical music so if you're ever looking for a pretty weird collab, I'd love to have a go ;)

Originally posted by Michett on Mon 16 Oct, 2017

I've got a cheesy, humorous lyric I wrote about a deadbeat roommate if you're interested in it. I wrote it as an assignment for a lyrics course I was taking.
#2887 Posted Mon 16 Oct, 2017 9:42 am
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY STUFF

VERSE 1:
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?
ARE YOU CRAZY? HAVE YOU GONE INSANE?
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE FOOLING?
YOU BE READY FOR A WORLD OF PAIN

WHEN YOU PLAY WITH FIRE, GONNA GET YOURSELF BURNED
YOU’RE SUCH A LIAR, AREN’T YOU EVER GONNA LEARN
YOU FILTHY, SNEAKY, DIRTY ROTTEN SWINE
THAT LAST DONUT WAS MINE!

CHORUS:
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF ALL OF MY STUFF
I’VE BEEN PATIENT BUT I’VE HAD ENOUGH
BETTER STOP BEFORE I FINALLY GET ROUGH
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY STUFF

VERSE 2:
MAYBE YOU THINK IT’S FUNNY
GET A LIFE, MAYBE GROW A BRAIN
I SURE AIN’T MADE OF MONEY
SEEMS IT’S ALWAYS GOING UP IN FLAMES

YOU GOT ME STRESSING, GOT MY HEAD IN MY HANDS
I JUST DON’T GET IT, WON’T YOU TRY TO UNDERSTAND
THIS SITUATION IS ALL KIND OF WRONG
THE TOILET PAPER’S ALL GONE

CHORUS

BRIDGE:
YOU’VE BEEN USING MY THINGS, BUT YOU DON’T PAY NO RENT
IT’S COSTING ME DOLLARS, BUT IT MAKES NO SENSE
I’M NOT YOUR MOMMA, I’M NOT TELLING YOU AGAIN….

CHORUS
#2888 Posted Mon 16 Oct, 2017 9:46 am
KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY STUFF VERSE 1: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING? ARE YOU CRAZY? HAVE YOU GONE INSANE? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE FOOLING? YOU BE READY FOR A WORLD OF PAIN WHEN YOU PLAY WITH FIRE, GONNA GET YOURSELF BURNED YOU’RE SUCH A LIAR, AREN’T YOU EVER GONNA LEARN YOU FILTHY, SNEAKY, DIRTY ROTTEN SWINE THAT LAST DONUT WAS MINE! CHORUS: KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF ALL OF MY STUFF I’VE BEEN PATIENT BUT I’VE HAD ENOUGH BETTER STOP BEFORE I FINALLY GET ROUGH KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY STUFF VERSE 2: MAYBE YOU THINK IT’S FUNNY GET A LIFE, MAYBE GROW A BRAIN I SURE AIN’T MADE OF MONEY SEEMS IT’S ALWAYS GOING UP IN FLAMES YOU GOT ME STRESSING, GOT MY HEAD IN MY HANDS I JUST DON’T GET IT, WON’T YOU TRY TO UNDERSTAND THIS SITUATION IS ALL KIND OF WRONG THE TOILET PAPER’S ALL GONE CHORUS BRIDGE: YOU’VE BEEN USING MY THINGS, BUT YOU DON’T PAY NO RENT IT’S COSTING ME DOLLARS, BUT IT MAKES NO SENSE I’M NOT YOUR MOMMA, I’M NOT TELLING YOU AGAIN…. CHORUS

Originally posted by tpistilli on Mon 16 Oct, 2017

Hey Tony, that sounds like some room mate you had there - there's definitely a song in there waiting to get out - nice one :)
#2889 Posted Tue 17 Oct, 2017 7:32 am
Hey Tony, that sounds like some room mate you had there - there's definitely a song in there waiting to get out - nice one :)

Originally posted by Vuya on Tue 17 Oct, 2017

More like several roommates rolled up into one lyric...ha ha.
#2890 Posted Tue 17 Oct, 2017 9:25 am
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