Too Awesome
Verse 1:
When I just was a little kid
My momma used to say to me
You’ll be the best, I know you will
And when you go to school you’ll be
The king of those pathetic imps
Yeah, you just wait, son, soon you’ll see
How they bow down before you
Reverently on bended knee
And guess what? She was right because, of course, I came to see
I was king of more than just the playground
(That’s right)
Pre-Chorus:
I’m too awesome
Far too awesome
No one else can even compare
I’m too awesome
Far too awesome
So with handsome manic grin
I put my finger
On the trigger
Don’t you worry; you won’t miss me
‘Cause I’m too awesome
Far too awesome….
Chorus:
Thus I make
My noble sacrifice
And with me I’ll take
Pathetic best of humankind
And they should thank me
For the awesome privilege
Of exiting with me
(Such lucky kids)
Verse 2:
I grew up a king, of course
But something still just wasn’t right
I thought about it and decided
That this world just ain’t enough for someone
Like me who’s far too good
Always wins; no competition
And so I came up with this
Great plan to balance the scales
Decided the best thing that I could do
For all my underlings
Is drop the mic and exit stage
And take with me the loyalest
The ones who always followed me
Yeah, even off a cliff, they said
Well, now it’s time to test their faith
To their royal master because