Bucket of Coal
After Halloween
When carolers sing
And obnoxious decorations
Hang from everything
I throw back whisky
For my sanity
Though others may dream of presents
I know there’s none for me
What good is Santa
And all his reindeer
If I get a bucket of coal
Every same damn year?
Here’s to another holiday
Let’s drown all of our sorrow
And pain away
I like vitamins
Health nuts like them too
But why consume supplements
If they can’t cure you?
And why observe Christmas
With a kinder worldview
If you’re just the same old scrooge
After the season’s through?
What good is Santa
And all his reindeer
If I get a bucket of coal
Every same damn year?
Here’s to another holiday
Let’s drown all of our sorrow
And pain away
How can I celebrate
After losing such a dear friend?
Every year brings back memories
Tragedy brought to an end
What good is Santa
And all his reindeer
If I get a bucket of coal
Every same damn year?
Here’s to another holiday
Let’s drown all of our sorrow
And pain away