1-900-LOVE
Another Friday night in my worn out chair
Watching old re-runs of "The Jefferson's"
When a number flashed on the screen
For a good time call, You can have it all
Girls chatting now, Come and join the fun
Yeah, It sounded pretty good to me
I thought this might be my destiny
And the urge just grabbed a hold of me
So I reached for my phone
So tired of being alone
I got excited when it started to ring
Then her voice on the line
So sexy, so devine
I think I finally found the one
at 1-900-LOVE
She got long blonde hair, Big brown eyes
Or maybe they're blue, I just can't decide
I guess it really don't matter to me
She got ruby lips, And her body don't quit
And God only knows, She might be sixty-six
But I prefer to think she's twenty-three
When I lie awake in bed at night
Well I can't erase her from my mind
So I reach for my phone
Cause' I'm tired of being alone
I get excited when it starts to ring
Cause' her voice on the line
So sexy, so sublime
I think I finally found the one
at 1-900-LOVE
She said...
You can call me any time you really need it
And it only costs you $4.95 per minute
So I reach for my phone
Cause' I'm tired of bein' alone
I think I finally found the one...
Cause' her voice on that line
So sexy, So damn fine
Yes, I finally found the one
1-900-LOVE
1-900-LOVE