The March of the Napalm Gummies
While he may look so cute and cuddly
Teddy is not some child’s play gummy
Strangers assume he is sweet tooth candy
Till they choke down fire like high-proof whisky
If you wanna savor
A little taste of danger
Take a bite but beware
His eyes shoot laser beams
Intentions are misunderstood
Foodies need spice to kick as it should
Though cynics claim Teddy's up to no good
He wants to be loved but his tears
Burn down the neighborhood
Blistering flames are not the enemy
To those with fiery personality
Kilgore said napalm smells like victory
Then gummy mutants started protesting
If you wanna savor
A little taste of danger
Take a bite but beware
His eyes shoot laser beams
At least Teddy is not picky
He even likes vegans
Intentions are misunderstood
Foodies need spice to kick as it should
Though cynics claim Teddy's up to no good
He wants to be loved but his tears
Burn down the neighborhood
