While he may look so cute and cuddly Teddy is not some child’s play gummy Strangers assume he is sweet tooth candy Till they choke down fire like high-proof whisky If you wanna savor A little taste of danger Take a bite but beware His eyes shoot laser beams Intentions are misunderstood Foodies need spice to kick as it should Though cynics claim Teddy's up to no good He wants to be loved but his tears Burn down the neighborhood Blistering flames are not the enemy To those with fiery personality Kilgore said napalm smells like victory Then gummy mutants started protesting If you wanna savor A little taste of danger Take a bite but beware His eyes shoot laser beams At least Teddy is not picky He even likes vegans Intentions are misunderstood Foodies need spice to kick as it should Though cynics claim Teddy's up to no good He wants to be loved but his tears Burn down the neighborhood