He's On His Way
Verse 1
I, I've been tempted
To relay this for some time
And you know I relented
From those old time tales of mine
Bridge
Cause you know the world
Is flailing all the time
It's that time of year
When the Jacarandas cry
Verse 2
Please, please release me
From this ancient cultural crime
For so long it entreats me
To participate in this lie
PreChorus
He's on his way
Chorus 1
Mistletoes, Santa's clothes, reindeers nose,
I dunno why
Here in the sun on the beach
It's a funny old sight
Verse 3
I, I beseech thee
To release me from this lie
Each damn year it gets freaky
When the lights go on at night
Some fat old guy dressed in crimson
Is hanging from many roofs tonight
That's why I, I relented
There's a whiskey in case he's in flight
PreChorus
He's on his way
He should be here sometime
Chorus 2
Mistletoes, Santa's clothes, reindeers nose,
I dunno why
Here in the sun on the beach
It's a funny old sight
Wouldn't you know it's beginning to snow
Beer and Ice